B A D G U Y .
B A D G U Y .
🎀Wilfordfication🎀
I got bored so I made this 😌
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And sometimes it takes a long time to reply because it’s so hard to focus.
- “And what are you the god of? Bad tastes?”
- “You’re not my god.”
- “It’s been a long time since anyone invoked my name.”
- “I’m a god, not a genie. I do not ‘grant’ wishes.”
- “You haven’t an inkling of an idea of what you’ve just done, haven’t you?”
- “And what is a mere mortal to a god?”
- “A god is only as powerful as their believers.”
- “When’s the last time anyone prayed to you?”
- “Don’t be stupid. Gods don’t exist.”
- “Your petty discourse is highly amusing.”
- “What a cute little shrine! I wonder who’s it to?”
- “Your title may have “Evil” in it but you just look sad.”
- “No one’s ever built me a shrine before…”
- “You mustn’t be a very good god then.”
- “Your mortal woes are beneath me.”
- “You dare speak to me in such a tone?”
- “Be careful of what you wish for.”
- “You don’t know the meaning of “God-King”.
- “You know not of who you speak to, do you?”
- “You don’t look very… godly… to me.”
- “’A god’? Don’t be so full of yourself.”
- “What are you the god of?”
- “Does it get lonely?”
- “Oh god, please don’t hurt me!”
- “Your god has no sway here.”
- “And what brings you into my domain, little one?”
- “I think I just woke something up. Something powerful.”
- “Um… hello? Any… anyone listening?”
- “This is stupid. Of course no god will listen to me.”
- “You probably look nothing like your statue.”
- “I hope this shrine is worthy enough for you…”
- “I’m here as a sacrifice, as promised by my people.”
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- “Do you need something, my liege?”
- “Get behind me, my lady!”
- “Sir knight, do come here.”
- “If I may be so bold, my lord, but is this really necessary?”
- “You sent for me, my king?”
- “I’m sorry, my lord, but I don’t trust him.”
- “You’re part of my personal guard now.”
- “No need for formalities here, my friend.”
- “I couldn’t possibly be so informal towards you, my liege.”
- “You shouldn’t run off like that, my lady.”
- “You must be a new guard.”
- “They shouldn’t speak of you like that, my king!”
- “A message for you, your highness.”
- “Running off without an escort again, my lady?”
- “Please forgive me, your highness.”
- “My dear knight, please take off your helm so I may look at you.”
- “I don’t think I’ve you seen around before, guard.”
- “Walk with me, sir knight.”
- “You were my late father’s favorite. You don’t look like much.”
- “Are you disappointed that you’re to guard me instead of an heir higher in succession?”
- “I didn’t know we hired your kind into our guards.”
- “I am merely a guard, my lord.”
- “I live to serve you. Always.”
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- “That’s a lot of blood…”
- “That’s not good…”
- “I think that’s more than a little cut.”
- “You’re looking rather pale.”
- “You’re bleeding!”
- “That doesn’t look good…”
- “I don’t think that’s suppose to come out.”
- “That’s a bit of an interesting angle for that to go at.”
- “How do I get it to stop?!”
- “How are you still standing?!”
- “Don’t get up, you’ll make it worse.”
- “What happened to you?”
- “I can’t feel my fingers anymore…”
- “Everything hurts.”
- “Is everything supposed to go dark?”
- “Ow, yeah, okay, that’s starting to hurt.”
- “It’s just a cut.”
- “I’ve had worse.”
- “You’re bleeding all over my floor!”
- “You better not die on me.”
- “They got a lucky shot…”
- “Next time don’t call me to come over only to find you in a pool of your own blood!”
- “You need to keep pressure on it.”
- “Don’t move!”
- “That looks nasty.”
- “Am I dying?”
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